What did the woman do on holiday?

Man: You’re back!  Did you have a nice holiday?

Woman: Oh yes, it was wonderful!

Man: You’re very brown!  Did you do a lot of sunbathing?

Woman: I was going to.  I was so tired last week when I left.  I planned to do nothing all week except lie in the sun and occasionally go for a swim in the sea.

Man: Didn’t you then?

Woman: No, I got bored!  I actually went walking in the mountains.  It was great.  I saw some really lovely villages, lots of pretty flowers and some fantastic views of the sea and the beach.

Man: Oh, it sounds wonderful!